Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) AMERICA!!
2) ...canada
3) France
4) UK >
5) Japan
6) Spain
7) PRUSSIA!!
8) Hungary
9) China
10) Russia!
11) Finland (so cute!)
12) Germany >:[
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Well, I don't think so. I've read fics where Japan and Russia are fighting over America, but they generally seem to dislike each other, haha.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
France? Hahaha, I guess you'd have to, he's FRANCE! But, yeah, he is actually very cute!
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Spain gets America preggers? O.O It would be the hottest Latin baby ever.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Um, he's usually a doctor on a pirate ship or something. I guess I read this one good China x America one, but China was kind of an asshole.
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
Prussia and Canada? Some people think so, but I think Prussia would scare the shit out of Canada. But I think there is a new Prussia in Canada, so maybe Canada could make Prussia settle down. Plus we all know Canada has a hidden hardass in him!
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
UK/Hungary or UK/China...hmm, never really thought of it. I guess I'd like China x UK more, for the Opiate Wars.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Oh, god, Prussia discovers Hungary and France?! He would be heart broken, of course! I don't think Hungary likes France, though.
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Canada and Spain? Um, I guess I would have it start with Cuba and Canada hanging out and Cuba telling Canada all about the Spanish American War. Canada finds out America and Cuba used to be friends and gets mad, so he goes to find Spain and top him. This has a twofold effect of pissing off Cuba and proving that Canada is just as good as America. Uh...I dunno. Or Spain finds chibi Canada and goes pedo. Creepy.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
UK/Russia? Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. I bet there could be. But I wouldn't know how to do it. I'd imagine it more as sadistic blows.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
America/Japan....jeez, call it Pearl Harbor or Nagasaki and you have one sick fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
France and Finland? I would imagine it would have to do with Santa drinking wine
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Not sure what het and slash are, but I bet I have.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
China? I think Aiyaa, Four Thousand Years would make a good China x Japan songfic.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Canada, France and Spain. Probably warnine, Canada is raped repeatedly.
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Hungary to Japan: How would you like to be with a real man?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Hungary and Finland? They would have to drink.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Prussia walks in on Canada and Germany having sex?! He would join in, of course!
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Hehe, UK deflower America? Oh, the ways, the ways. Have it be the Boston Massacre or the War of 1812 is the real question. Seme England is my favorite type of England and UKxUS is my favorite.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Prussia slash. I bet!
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm still not sure what het is, but if France is involved...
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I do!
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Canada/UK/Japan...prolly not. But US/UK/Japan is another story. I like Canada/Us/Uk, too. But Japan and Canada would actually get along well, I bet!
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion
Russia does not scream in passion. In Soviet Russia, passion screams you.
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I dunno, a couple weeks ago?
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
He is a pedo who likes to be gored with bull horns ><
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Finland shag China? Maybe, if he was drunk. Beware the sweet ones.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
France and Prussia?! Who knows?! I imagine there would be some fighting over it, then they take turns
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Okay....America and China are in a happy relationship until China runs off with UK (OH, POOR AMERICA). America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Finland (O.O) and a brief, unhappy affair with Germany (I'll bet!), then follows the wise advice of Japan and falls in love with Canada (aw, I love AmericaxCanada). I would call it "FUCK YEAH, CANADA; FUCK CHINA AND ENGLAND, JAPAN'S ADVICE ROCKS!!"
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
PrussiaxHUngary - It practically is
But poor Austria...